We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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