Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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