i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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