i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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