wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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