How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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