:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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