Don't you send me to vm
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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