Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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