you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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