But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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