If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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