Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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