how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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