butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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