...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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