What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize
