Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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