Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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