I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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