what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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