At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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