scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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