i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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