problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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