Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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