yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize