We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
My butt remains clenched, sir.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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