all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You can't motorboat a personality
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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