My brain says no but my pants say off.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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