I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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