he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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