My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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