If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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