I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
