Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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