i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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