Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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