Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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