You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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