I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Randomize
