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• (813): View more from Florida

  Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for

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  Umm you met him three days ago....

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  I said what I said

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.

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  Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly

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• (209): View more from California

  I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward

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• (+33): View more from France

  If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change

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  well did he get it

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  ....yes

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here

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  Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story

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• (619): View more from California

  No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.

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