how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just want nice things and good sex
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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