redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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