How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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