really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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