i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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