I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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