Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize