He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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