Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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