Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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