If i come over, it means nothing
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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