I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Porn is love you can see.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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