Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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