there's paper in my vomit.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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