Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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